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Bodisatva
08-25-2004, 11:39 AM
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Ananova: http://www.ananova.com/images/blank.gifCouple 'raise' Cabbage Patch doll as son

A couple from the US state of Maryland have "raised" a Cabbage Patch doll as their only son for 19 years.

Pat and Joe Posey treat the 1ft doll, christened Kevin, as a human.

He goes everywhere with them, they talk to him - and he "replies" through Joe putting on his voice.

The doll has his own 1,000 sq ft playroom at the couple's home, a red doll-sized Chevrolet Corvette car, a pet dog, a full wardrobe and a £2,000 savings fund for when he goes to college.

Joe and Pat love him so much they prefer him to their real child, an adult daughter named Vicky, says The Sun.

Pat said: "With every kid that you adopt, you promise to love them and be a good parent and take care of this child. And that's what we did with Kevin." She said the doll is "easy-going, quiet and well-behaved".

Joe says the doll's favourite hobby is fishing, and father and son go on frequent trips to a pond near their home.

Eigen
08-25-2004, 02:53 PM
On a related note the United States Government released the test results of inbreeding. Like most have speculated it can cause brain damage. Along with a posting of the results of this study, the United States Government posted the results of the amount of inbreeding per capita for each state. Just as one would guess Kentucky has the highest rate with Arkansas a close second and in third place, suprise suprise, is Maryland.

Azuremenace
08-25-2004, 04:24 PM
theres some really fucked up people in this world

Silverblaze
08-25-2004, 04:42 PM
Even here in Kin-fuck-me we're not retarded enough to "raise" dolls till their 20... Everyone knows dolls are full grown adults after 10 years.

Vikular
08-25-2004, 04:52 PM
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Mikeala
08-25-2004, 07:55 PM
Gotta be careful of those people from Maryland !!!

*grins at Riffraffs*

Synthia
08-26-2004, 06:09 AM
They interviewed these freaks on a new VH1 show called "Totally Obsessed". Their daughter was jealos of all the stuff the doll gets lol. That show is hilarious. On that same show, they had some guy so obsessed with Miami Vice, that he'd choose Miami Vice over his wife if he had to....

VH1 shows rock lol. "Best Week Ever" is the only reason I turn on the TV anymore