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Bodisatva
05-04-2005, 05:10 AM
New...at a Cosmetics counter near you.

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Ananova: http://www.ananova.com/images/blank.gifSemen moisturiser big in Mexico
A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."
Ganayva
05-04-2005, 09:00 AM
Why would we pay money for that? I mean...its not like we don't have willing males to provide us with a face full of semen if we asked them to. We might have to "work" for it...but wouldn't both parties win then?
Bertog
05-04-2005, 10:33 AM
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is true, if a sperm is wasted god becomes irate...
Jarox
05-04-2005, 12:57 PM
Don't you waste sperm when you hummm masturbate?!?
Iscariot
05-04-2005, 02:36 PM
Why would we pay money for that? I mean...its not like we don't have willing males to provide us with a face full of semen if we asked them to. We might have to "work" for it...but wouldn't both parties win then?
duuuuuh hers is mixed with oats and honey.
Trehugar
05-05-2005, 12:37 PM
man i knew i liked ganayva