Old couple football!

[Tesfaye]

An old man and his wife hop into bed one night, few minutes pass and the old man rips one, seconds later he yells out " Touchdown! "

His wife rolls over and says, wtf was that?!

Old man replies. it's fart football!

Few minutes pass, the old lady lets one go and yells out " Touchdown, tie score! "

5 minutes pass and the old man rips another one and yells " Aha! I'm ahead 14-7! "

Not to be out done, the wife lets out another one and again yells out " Touchdown!, tied again! "

5 seconds go by and the wife lets out a squeaker, and yells out " field goal! I lead 17-14! "

Now, the old man strains really hard, as he refuses to be beat by a women he pushes everything he's got and accidently shits the bed...

Wife screams, WTF was that?!?

Old man replies " Half time, switch sides!!! "

[Kilzit]

Roflmao

[bowlsyelfbasher]

that is hilarious